What to do when your child's new teacher looks like a creepy weeble, has a chip on his shoulder and stares at your bosoms while talking to you?
a) Stop being so immature as to take people at face value; as long as he is a good teacher.
b) Give him a shove and see if, in fact, weebles really do wobble but they don't fall down.
c) Fashion a brooch saying "I'm up here" and pin to said not-even-very-big bosoms.
Enjoy your day!